The Viperidae (vipers) are a family of venomous snakes found all over the world, except in Antarctica, Australia, New Zealand, Ireland, Madagascar, Hawaii, various other isolated islands, and north of the Arctic Circle.

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 09/30/2013 at 23:09 • Filed to: shoop, viper

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BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2013 at 23:17

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Heh, I remember this stuff from last semester. We had a course in college about parasites, poisonous and venomous animals and other kinds of zoonosis. I specially remember our classes about venomous animals because the professor brought to class examples of not only the animals themselves, but anatomical pieces with the lesions caused by said animals, like a necrotic foot that had to be amputated because of a snake bite or a brain from a deceased naegleria host.

Good times. Actually, those were pretty gross times.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 09/30/2013 at 23:18

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Was the class right before or right after lunch?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2013 at 23:19

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interesting, there's no native Dodge Vipers in Australia either. Only imports.

Milky > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2013 at 23:20

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That photo makes the viper not sexy, and its not right.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2013 at 23:22

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Right before... Every monday and tuesday, after genetics. Then we had lunch, and in the afternoon we had pathology on monday and approach to the medical practice on tuesday

Pathology was also a practical class, by the way, so we also got to see anatomical pieces, often fresh, recently chopped limbs affected from diabetic vasculopathies or internal organs ressected due to cancer.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 09/30/2013 at 23:28

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Mmmmm tasty.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Milky 09/30/2013 at 23:29

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WAT

Jazz Cat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2013 at 23:43

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Can I request an image to be shooped?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jazz Cat 09/30/2013 at 23:45

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For serious? I can add you to the list, if you really want. Also the higher the resolution the better it'll look after I'm done.

Milky > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2013 at 23:47

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This photo looks like crap!!!!

Jazz Cat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 09/30/2013 at 23:51

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Yes. That was the best quality one I found. I'm using mobile, so I don't know how good it looks.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > Milky 09/30/2013 at 23:52

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I have to kindly disagree with your opinion.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Milky 09/30/2013 at 23:55

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You talking about what I did or what I started with?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Jazz Cat 09/30/2013 at 23:56

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Ight, it may take me a day or two, I'll see what I can do.

Jazz Cat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/01/2013 at 00:02

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Thanks, man, you are awesome!

Milky > Enginerrrrrrrrr 10/01/2013 at 00:03

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I've seen my fair share of 'shops and that one does the car no justice. So don't start nothin' ....

Milky > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/01/2013 at 00:05

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I'm talking about that photoshop edit. Lets take the soft beautiful curves of the viper into photoshop and make them all blocky.

EDIT: Sorry, I'm very opinionated about the Viper.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Milky 10/01/2013 at 00:25

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You see thing is, you have your opinion, and I have mine and I must respect that. But I did what I did on request, and it was not yours. Now if Engineerrrrrrrrrrrrr tells me it looks like crap, I'll redo it from scratch. And in a few hours it will be done again. Or maybe you could do it yourself.
In the mean time here is the door which you may see yourself out.

Milky > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/01/2013 at 00:32

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Lol well played ....

... Just curious though, did you just posterize, or paint over it?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Milky 10/01/2013 at 00:38

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I cut out each individual detail and like colored areas, do my best to get the average color, change the detail to that color, and then paste it all back together. I use no filters or posterizing (whatever the fuck that is).
That's my method, have at it, make one better.

Milky > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/01/2013 at 01:02

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I was just curious because I had to do something similar once for class.

But yea posterizing is a filter and looks like this just fyi.

Enginerrrrrrrrr > Milky 10/01/2013 at 01:39

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Honestly I thought he was using the posterizing filter too, but then I noticed the details still looked sharp.

Xesty > Milky 10/01/2013 at 08:55

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Two different methods, his is more vector while yours is painterly. tbh it looks nothing like the crap posterizing/live trace produces

Milky > Xesty 10/01/2013 at 10:52

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Yea once I gave his a better look you can tell its not a filter. I was making first glance assumptions.